Simply once you suppose nothing can prime homicide mysteries and tantric intercourse remedy periods, DJ Pauly D pulled off the largest shock of all of them on the final evening of the newest household trip.
Tonight’s Jersey Shore: Household Trip season finale kicked off with “the dumbest race” within the historical past of guido sports activities — guidos working in swim fins, you may think about the remaining — and culminated with the arrival of 1 quite stunning notice on Mike’s doorstep. No, not that notice… extra on that one later.
Seems that Pauly (who conveniently peaced out early) took it upon himself to guide enjoyable exercise lie detector exams for the gang’s final evening within the Banana Republic Florida Keys. Naturally, Mike (and his constructive vibes) was decided to “execute this excellent.” Cue Lauren: “How do you place a constructive spin on a lie detector?”
The trick: soften the information with meals. “Hear, for those who ever wish to shock anyone, textbook, is to ensure they’re fed first to melt the blow somewhat bit,” Mike shared. “Anyone on an empty abdomen, they’re gonna flip out for positive.”
However simply in case chairs had been flipped and bottles of booze had been grabbed (simply kidding, Snooki’s wine was nonetheless MIA at that time), the Sorrentino household’s luggage had been packed for a possible fast exit.
Clearly, the fettucini went over properly (although it is no bruschetta!) as a result of everybody took a flip within the sizzling seat. After the questions began rolling in, properly, let’s simply say that we realized lots about our Jersey Shore mates. For starters, Mike is all concerning the higher physique lifts and his fade is not precisely au naturel. He and Vinny share comparable, um, backdoor grooming habits, and we obtained to know Deena’s and JWOWW’s different halves (and their sexcapades) actually properly. Deena admitted that she hates that notorious bikini scene, and eventually (lastly!), extra was revealed concerning the notice that will not die — sure, Angelina did play an element in writing it. You are welcome.
One of many greatest shockers got here from Nicole, who got here clear and confessed that she “overreacted” at Angelina’s wedding ceremony (“however solely as a result of she did”). AND when requested if Sammi Sweetheart made “a mistake not coming again,” she replied, “Um, I do not need her again, no.”
Whereas it was “inconclusive” as as to if or not Angelina and Vinny ever had crushes on each other, Ang and Chris appeared to make some stable headway of their relationship. However it was revealed in a later flash-forward that Angelina “filed for divorce already,” which had “been a very long time coming.”
Ultimately, no lies had been detected. Oh, and Nicole discovered her wine. (Enrique, you are off the hook.)
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