Jesus TruckNutz-Festooning Christ. The one factor lacking is Michael Dukakis’ tank helmet. How a lot you wanna guess that beard is, like, 98% glued-on gibbon pubes?
Now, I’m not saying I’d do any higher than Ted did right here. Then once more, I’m not attempting to faux I’m a person of the individuals by encouraging working-class truckers to hazard their lives, their long-term well being, and their households’ futures for no discernible cause.
After all, that is removed from the primary time Cruz has fallen on his face making an attempt to be an everyman. Keep in mind when he known as a basketball hoop a basketball “ring”?
Or the time he left his hardworking constituents behind to freeze to loss of life whereas he Cancuned it in another country?
However that is arguably extra embarrassing, as a result of it explodes the powerful man delusion he’s meticulously tried to domesticate.
Evidently, I’m not the one one who observed …
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I can’t cease laughing. My God. The way in which he slams the door and straightens his jacket as soon as it’s over as if he simply conquered some nice beast.
It’s too Fucking a lot.— Jo
(@JoJoFromJerz) March 11, 2022
Ah, Ted. Sooner or later you’ll be accepted. Not by people, after all—however I can solely assume you’ll be a key collaborator for the Reptilians of the Draco Constellation as soon as they lastly reveal themselves. Till then … carry on suckin’.
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